In breaking news, a recent Google University graduate has slammed the medical world with her “bit of Google research” into vaccination.
Google University grad laying down the law
Sheeple around the world are waking up to the fact that they do not need to study for nearly a decade into the medical sciences in order to fully understand vaccine science. AVWOS contacted the graduate in question.
I GOGLE (sic) SEARCHED VACCINES ARE BAD, AND LOOK, I GOT ALL THESE RESULTS THAT SAID THEY ARE LIKE, REALLY, REALLY BAD AND STUFF.
She continued (we apologise):
I WENT TO MY GP AND TOLD HER WHAT I FOUND. SHE GAVE ME ALL THESE SCIENCE PAPERS THAT “PROVED ME WRONG”. SHE IS WRONG!!! I DID THE RESEARCH. IT’S NOT HARD TO GOOGLE THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW?
AVWOS is now half way through a bottle of Jamesons as we have no hope left for humanity.
